Directory Dash

Founders know the drill: submit to a directory, wait, get a form-letter rejection, resubmit somewhere else. Directory Dash turns that into a Geometry Dash-style one-button rage game. Type your domain, and your startup becomes a cube that dashes through fake startup directories (fake names, real pain), dodging captchas, 1-star reviews and "$9,999 expedited review" upsells. Dying and reading the snarky rejection messages is the point; finishing clean feels like a miracle. Free, no login, no install. Every run produces a permalinked result card you can share and a spot on the Most Rejected Startups leaderboard. Made by Blastra, an AI tool that actually submits real products to real directories. The game is the joke version of the problem Blastra solves for real; nothing is actually submitted.